1 00:00:16,460 --> 00:00:18,200 Well, good night, son. 2 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:19,380 Oh, Dad? 3 00:00:19,740 --> 00:00:21,040 What is the mind? 4 00:00:21,380 --> 00:00:27,540 Is it just a system of impulses or is it something tangible? 5 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:28,580 Relax. 6 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,300 What is mind? 7 00:00:30,660 --> 00:00:31,660 No matter. 8 00:00:31,980 --> 00:00:32,980 What is matter. 9 00:00:33,180 --> 00:00:34,180 Never mind. 10 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:36,340 Thanks, Dad. 11 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:37,940 Good night, son. 12 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:43,240 Good night, Lisa. 13 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:44,920 Good night, Mom. 14 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:46,640 Sweet dreams. 15 00:00:47,260 --> 00:00:48,260 Thanks, Mom. 16 00:00:48,740 --> 00:00:49,620 Sleep tight. 17 00:00:49,670 --> 00:00:51,200 Tell it all, Mom. 18 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:53,940 Don't let the bed bugs bite. 19 00:00:56,260 --> 00:00:57,260 Bed bugs? 20 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:10,580 The boy, baby, in the tree top, when the wind blows, the cradle will rot. 21 00:01:11,540 --> 00:01:16,880 When the bell breaks, the cradle will fall. 22 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:24,240 And the home will come baby, cradle and fall. 23 00:01:25,715 --> 00:01:26,920 Sweet dreams, Mom. 24 00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:28,040 We 25 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:36,900 may be the best parents in the world. 26 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,440 Good night, dear. 27 00:01:52,480 --> 00:02:00,480 Good night. 28 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:09,580 Good night, Tana. 29 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:45,570 Good night, host! 30 00:02:45,571 --> 00:02:46,571 No. 31 00:02:46,730 --> 00:02:47,730 No. 32 00:02:47,830 --> 00:02:47,830 No. 33 00:02:48,270 --> 00:02:49,270 No. 34 00:02:49,590 --> 00:02:50,590 No. 35 00:02:54,210 --> 00:02:55,210 No. 36 00:02:56,330 --> 00:02:56,330 No. 37 00:02:56,430 --> 00:02:56,510 No. 38 00:02:56,790 --> 00:02:56,790 No. 39 00:02:57,570 --> 00:02:57,570 No. 40 00:02:57,571 --> 00:02:57,570 No. 41 00:02:57,571 --> 00:02:57,570 No. 42 00:02:57,690 --> 00:02:58,690 No. 43 00:02:58,810 --> 00:02:58,810 No. 44 00:02:59,070 --> 00:02:59,070 No. 45 00:02:59,071 --> 00:03:00,071 No. 46 00:03:01,450 --> 00:03:01,450 No. 47 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:02,270 No. 48 00:03:02,271 --> 00:03:02,490 No. 49 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:03,050 No. 50 00:03:03,490 --> 00:03:03,490 No. 51 00:03:03,710 --> 00:03:03,710 No. 52 00:03:03,711 --> 00:03:04,711 No. 53 00:03:05,190 --> 00:03:06,470 Well, here we are. 54 00:03:06,790 --> 00:03:07,790 The whole family. 55 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:15,090 All together, sharing, getting to know each other, exchanging ideas, stories and labs. 56 00:03:15,415 --> 00:03:19,810 Snuggling up, bonding together is only a tightly knit family can. 57 00:03:20,290 --> 00:03:20,890 Why we're more than that? 58 00:03:20,891 --> 00:03:22,750 Ah, you can stop now. 59 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,170 Commercials are going to show us back on. 60 00:03:25,990 --> 00:03:26,990 Oh. 61 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:28,470 Oh, yeah. 62 00:03:29,650 --> 00:03:30,650 Come on, Bart. 63 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:32,250 Leap into your father's arms. 64 00:03:32,390 --> 00:03:34,330 Come on, just like the old days. 65 00:03:34,350 --> 00:03:35,750 I'm too big now, Dad. 66 00:03:35,950 --> 00:03:36,610 There's no way. 67 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:37,630 Oh, boy. 68 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:39,650 Leap to it at a boy. 69 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:40,890 Come on, Bart. 70 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,010 You call that a leap? 71 00:03:45,710 --> 00:03:47,810 Dad, why are we doing this? 72 00:03:47,930 --> 00:03:51,811 You've always been afraid of falling on your head ever since you were a little baby. 73 00:03:51,850 --> 00:03:54,090 I'm trying to help you overcome that fear. 74 00:03:54,260 --> 00:03:55,430 You want me to jump? 75 00:03:55,910 --> 00:03:57,950 Because I've always been jumpy? 76 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,990 That's a good one, son. 77 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,690 I've always been jumpy. 78 00:04:02,691 --> 00:04:03,691 Yeah. 79 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:08,070 Mom, this is really dumb. 80 00:04:08,550 --> 00:04:10,770 My head still hurts from the last two times. 81 00:04:10,771 --> 00:04:11,771 Let's go, boy. 82 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:12,990 No excuses. 83 00:04:27,870 --> 00:04:34,810 I want to see some The guy. 84 00:04:34,950 --> 00:04:36,150 I haven't got all day. 85 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:38,370 Now leap and give it all you've got. 86 00:04:38,371 --> 00:04:39,390 Do I have to? 87 00:04:40,130 --> 00:04:41,130 Arch. 88 00:04:41,510 --> 00:04:42,810 I'll get it. 89 00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:45,890 Good news, son. 90 00:04:45,970 --> 00:04:47,470 The boxing gloves have arrived. 91 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:51,690 I'm going shopping now. 92 00:04:52,190 --> 00:04:52,710 But I'm gone. 93 00:04:52,930 --> 00:04:55,150 I want you to keep a close eye on me. 94 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:56,750 Right, Mom. 95 00:04:57,050 --> 00:04:58,050 Right, Mom. 96 00:05:15,780 --> 00:05:16,880 Where's Maggie? 97 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:18,240 Who cares? 98 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:19,520 I'll shut up. 99 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,180 You shut up. 100 00:05:24,180 --> 00:05:27,500 Do you hear something? 101 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,200 Forget it. 102 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:50,120 Good. 103 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:53,840 You'll hear another one if you don't shut your tram. 104 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,360 Hey! 105 00:05:59,365 --> 00:06:01,840 Did you two keep an eye on Maggie? 106 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:03,360 Yeah, Mom. 107 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:04,820 Yeah, Mom. 108 00:06:05,180 --> 00:06:06,180 Who wants me? 109 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,860 Yeah, she is such a baby. 110 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,780 What a little baby you are. 111 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,980 Don't you have a self-respect? 112 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:25,180 You don't be as close around second on past as prior. 113 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:26,740 It's trying to grow up. 114 00:06:26,741 --> 00:06:28,000 A little one. 115 00:06:39,340 --> 00:06:39,820 What? 116 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,100 Another pacifier? 117 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,380 Or a depraved little infant? 118 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:46,780 We're just trying to help you. 119 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:49,260 Yeah, help you. 120 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,180 Quick bottles. 121 00:07:21,595 --> 00:07:23,170 You can have your dumb pacifier. 122 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:24,970 If we can. 123 00:07:24,971 --> 00:07:26,250 We don't need pacifiers. 124 00:07:27,110 --> 00:07:27,450 We're big. 125 00:07:27,451 --> 00:07:28,550 We watch TV. 126 00:07:28,830 --> 00:07:29,870 We have a chair. 127 00:07:32,290 --> 00:07:33,290 What? 128 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:34,350 For us? 129 00:07:34,870 --> 00:07:36,070 No way, man. 130 00:07:39,775 --> 00:07:40,775 Not bad. 131 00:07:43,690 --> 00:07:44,930 Not bad at all. 132 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,780 What are you kids doing now? 133 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,480 We're having a contest, Mom. 134 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:03,020 What? 135 00:08:03,530 --> 00:08:05,720 We're having a burp contest, Mom. 136 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:07,240 Well, knock it off. 137 00:08:07,950 --> 00:08:10,000 I do not allow burping in this house. 138 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:12,980 I love Mom. 139 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:14,560 But 140 00:08:19,005 --> 00:08:23,470 the show must go on. 141 00:08:24,970 --> 00:08:25,970 What? 142 00:08:26,030 --> 00:08:27,990 What did I say about burping? 143 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,050 I shouldn't. 144 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:31,051 No burping. 145 00:08:31,580 --> 00:08:33,330 And when I say no burping, what do I mean? 146 00:08:34,350 --> 00:08:35,350 That's right. 147 00:08:35,770 --> 00:08:36,770 No burping. 148 00:08:37,130 --> 00:08:39,950 I know you won't disappoint me. 149 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:45,070 Watch this. 150 00:08:45,270 --> 00:08:47,330 The burp champion of the world. 151 00:08:50,090 --> 00:08:50,810 Burp? 152 00:08:51,010 --> 00:08:53,270 I mean, Burp, are you burping again? 153 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:56,600 What is it with this burping? 154 00:08:56,690 --> 00:08:57,150 Why? 155 00:08:57,690 --> 00:08:58,850 What's the thrill? 156 00:08:58,950 --> 00:08:59,950 It's fun. 157 00:08:59,990 --> 00:09:00,990 It's cold. 158 00:09:01,650 --> 00:09:02,650 It's vulgar. 159 00:09:02,930 --> 00:09:03,950 It's impolite. 160 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,120 And it's nauseating. 161 00:09:06,410 --> 00:09:07,450 That's what I said. 162 00:09:07,770 --> 00:09:08,070 It's fun. 163 00:09:08,170 --> 00:09:10,490 I'm still the burp champion of the world. 164 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:13,510 Bye. 165 00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:15,690 Meet the new champ. 166 00:09:17,210 --> 00:09:19,090 Watch this. 167 00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:22,210 Oh, yeah. 168 00:09:24,450 --> 00:09:28,450 How many times do I have to tell you kids? 169 00:09:29,470 --> 00:09:34,170 I am absolutely for big burping in this household. 170 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,670 How's it going, everybody? 171 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:38,090 Oops. 172 00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:39,510 Pardon my French. 173 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:43,030 Thanks, man. 174 00:09:43,370 --> 00:09:44,870 Good one, Dad. 175 00:09:48,450 --> 00:09:49,450 Dinner. 176 00:09:51,530 --> 00:09:52,590 Hot meal. 177 00:09:53,090 --> 00:09:54,250 Come and get it. 178 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,470 Hearty and nutritious. 179 00:09:57,190 --> 00:09:58,970 Right here. 180 00:10:00,430 --> 00:10:03,970 Anyone who doesn't get his or her button here, pronto, will go without dessert. 181 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:10,640 Hold it, everybody. 182 00:10:10,745 --> 00:10:12,560 We forgot to say great. 183 00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:14,000 Hey, that's right. 184 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:17,300 The family could use a little reverence around here. 185 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:18,720 Good drink. 186 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:19,400 Good meat. 187 00:10:19,780 --> 00:10:21,560 Good god, let's see. 188 00:10:26,420 --> 00:10:28,480 Hold on, all of you. 189 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:31,580 There's no need to slurp your soup so loudly. 190 00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:32,900 She's right, your little slobs. 191 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,440 Let's try a little dignity around here. 192 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:37,340 I don't want to hear any slurping. 193 00:10:37,490 --> 00:10:38,490 Right, Mom. 194 00:10:38,780 --> 00:10:40,180 Oogie doggy, Mom. 195 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,260 Dinner shouldn't be even in silence. 196 00:10:48,270 --> 00:10:50,460 This should be a time for communication. 197 00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:52,500 That's a good idea, dear. 198 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,800 Bart, turn on the TV. 199 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:58,040 On tonight's news, bus plunge kills 43. 200 00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:02,700 Freak rollercoaster accident decapitate the family of... 201 00:11:02,925 --> 00:11:03,925 Go for it, Bart. 202 00:11:04,260 --> 00:11:06,180 Go on for the long bomb. 203 00:11:06,430 --> 00:11:07,980 Okay, Dad. 204 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:14,420 At a boy, Bart, catch this one and a by-all chocolate milkshakes. 205 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:26,260 Next time, put a little effort into it, boy. 206 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,560 Catch this one and we all get chocolate milkshakes. 207 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:35,000 Faster, Bart. 208 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:37,860 Bend, Bart. 209 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:39,120 Bend. 210 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:40,720 Get, Bart. 211 00:11:42,590 --> 00:11:44,640 Don't, Bart, don't. 212 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:46,440 Good, Bart. 213 00:11:52,890 --> 00:11:55,370 That boy just don't listen. 214 00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:57,070 Come on, Bart. 215 00:11:57,110 --> 00:12:00,730 Catch the ball so we can all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes. 216 00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:01,950 Yeah, Bart. 217 00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:04,130 Start running, boy. 218 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,250 Go, Bart, go. 219 00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:08,750 Go, Bart, go. 220 00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:11,450 Chocolate milkshakes, here we come. 221 00:12:11,490 --> 00:12:12,490 Oh, Bart, go. 222 00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:15,530 Oh, yeah, he caught us. 223 00:12:16,730 --> 00:12:18,830 When I said catch, I meant with your hands. 224 00:12:20,590 --> 00:12:24,170 Well, Bart, you put in a good effort today, so we're all being rewarded. 225 00:12:25,230 --> 00:12:26,810 Good and slurping. 226 00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:30,090 Bart, you're not touching your milkshake, aren't you hungry? 227 00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:33,610 Well, if you won't drink it, I will. 228 00:12:41,940 --> 00:12:43,920 Watch this ugly face. 229 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:45,640 That's nothing. 230 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,460 Check this out. 231 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:52,160 That's nothing, man. 232 00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:52,620 Check this. 233 00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:54,600 You can't make ugly faces. 234 00:12:56,220 --> 00:13:00,180 Well, you know, if you keep making those faces, you'll freeze that way, 235 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,160 and you'll be stuck with a horrible face forever. 236 00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:06,540 Do you think mom was telling the truth? 237 00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:09,200 Mom wouldn't lie. 238 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,680 All right. 239 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,460 Watch this scary face. 240 00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:17,340 Oh, yeah. 241 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:18,900 That's not scary. 242 00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:20,240 Oh, yeah. 243 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,480 That's not scary. 244 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:24,060 Oh, yeah. 245 00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:27,890 That's not scary. 246 00:13:29,690 --> 00:13:31,990 I call this face the hour monkey. 247 00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:36,350 I call this face dad. 248 00:13:37,430 --> 00:13:38,430 All right. 249 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:43,830 I told you if you kept making those horrible faces, they'd freeze that way. 250 00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:45,270 And now they have. 251 00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:46,310 They have? 252 00:13:46,550 --> 00:13:47,790 Our faces are frozen. 253 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,330 Yes, they are. 254 00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:52,310 Go look in the mirror and see for yourselves. 255 00:13:54,190 --> 00:13:55,190 Ah! 256 00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:56,580 We're doomed! 257 00:13:57,250 --> 00:14:00,190 Look, Maggie, what a little bundle of joy. 258 00:14:00,191 --> 00:14:02,990 You can tell what it's thinking by its body language. 259 00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:06,670 I think it's body language is saying I want to play. 260 00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:09,010 This little piggy went to market. 261 00:14:09,790 --> 00:14:11,870 This little piggy stayed home. 262 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:14,850 This little piggy had roast beef. 263 00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:17,930 And this little piggy had none. 264 00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:23,070 And this little piggy went wee, wee, wee, wee. 265 00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:27,030 I think it's body language is saying games over. 266 00:14:27,031 --> 00:14:30,150 Look at it, just lying there. 267 00:14:30,510 --> 00:14:33,070 I wonder how wee looked at it. 268 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,750 You're a little sister. 269 00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:36,670 You're a little girl. 270 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:37,170 You're a little girl. 271 00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:38,850 One of us. 272 00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:43,290 Just make Maggie some day if you're lucky. 273 00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:46,370 You'll grow up to be just like us. 274 00:14:47,690 --> 00:14:49,946 Do you think a little baby could possibly 275 00:14:49,947 --> 00:14:52,250 imagine what its future is going to be like? 276 00:14:52,270 --> 00:14:55,350 I wonder if it has any hopes or dreams or fantasies. 277 00:14:59,350 --> 00:15:02,390 Maybe it's supposed to sound good to be no sicker. 278 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,630 Help, help, help, my man. 279 00:15:05,810 --> 00:15:08,090 Maybe it's thinking how much it loves us. 280 00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:09,370 I guess we'll never know. 281 00:15:13,615 --> 00:15:16,050 I can almost taste that trout already. 282 00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:17,270 Where are we? 283 00:15:17,370 --> 00:15:19,390 And a cheddar boy to get the boat in the water. 284 00:15:22,450 --> 00:15:24,010 Oh, I'm a drift! 285 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:25,330 I'm a drift! 286 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:28,070 Oh, oh, oh. 287 00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:32,830 Well, for a second there I thought I was up a creek without a paddle. 288 00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:34,870 Dad? 289 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,550 That's me a baloney sandwich there, boy. 290 00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:41,630 Uh oh. 291 00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:44,370 Don't tell me you forgot to bring the baloney sandwiches. 292 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:48,610 I want my baloney sandwich now. 293 00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:52,110 Daddy, go, sir. 294 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,350 What are you staring at? 295 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:55,970 Go on, have a sandwich yourself. 296 00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,310 I'm hungry. 297 00:15:58,650 --> 00:15:59,770 Mmm, good. 298 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:03,090 I could have squirted with more worms. 299 00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:04,570 Hey! 300 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:04,970 Why? 301 00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:05,990 Drap it! 302 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,250 I don't panic. 303 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,510 Just keep calm. 304 00:16:09,990 --> 00:16:11,470 And once they're bright through them. 305 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:12,570 Oh no! 306 00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:17,350 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, 307 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:17,370 oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, 308 00:16:17,371 --> 00:16:17,370 oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 309 00:16:17,371 --> 00:16:23,170 That was mildly enjoyable, sir. 310 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:27,050 Things that little daddy were singing before, boy. 311 00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:28,230 We found my nerves. 312 00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:29,690 We'll go. 313 00:16:29,870 --> 00:16:32,130 We'll go down the stream. 314 00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:34,750 Mally, Mally, Mally, Mally, Mally, Mally, Mally. 315 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,736 Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 316 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,630 Life is but a dream. 317 00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:50,730 One of the most difficult of all human endeavors, The house of cards. 318 00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:54,310 What are you doing? 319 00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:57,850 Really neat part. 320 00:16:58,210 --> 00:16:59,790 A pile of cards. 321 00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:01,950 Take it easy. 322 00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:06,090 Whatever you do, don't get the cheaters. 323 00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:10,470 One false move and you're a gunner. 324 00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:13,430 You're two tons. 325 00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:16,130 Relax. 326 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:20,950 We've got to learn to listen to our advice. 327 00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:23,270 Can I get a go at it at home? 328 00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:30,190 You can come in there, but don't like any noise. 329 00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:35,070 It'll sound... it's very precarious. 330 00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:45,630 This is one small step for a kid, one giant leap for kid con. 331 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,860 I've got a great idea. 332 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,120 Let's play space patrols. 333 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,600 I'll be pursuing the Devil May Care rocket pilot. 334 00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:16,140 Now you can be my gator. 335 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:17,640 You're spunky sidekick. 336 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:21,120 And you'll be... My Tron. 337 00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:23,520 The evil robot from Mars gone berserk. 338 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,400 I need to see my lovable sidekick, Magini. 339 00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:34,300 In mortal danger, being liquidated by the horrible robot from Mars. 340 00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:40,400 That's next time you'll be just your evil way, my Tron. 341 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,280 I'm myself, my Tron. 342 00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:49,100 Tell us where the magic space crystals I can say to the galaxy are hidden. 343 00:18:49,101 --> 00:18:50,220 We're going to be there. 344 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,080 Speak American, by Tron. 345 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:57,040 We are going to understand not so much now. 346 00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:03,640 Magina has rendered by Trons anti-gravity belt functional. 347 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,080 Hail Magina! 348 00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:11,600 Do I understand you correctly by Tron? 349 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:14,034 Do you wish me to release you from the helmet 350 00:19:14,084 --> 00:19:16,910 of evil thoughts with my enchanted space one? 351 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,340 I would do it by Tron. 352 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,720 Like who knows, but mysterious forces will be unleashed. 353 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,980 I don't know. 354 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,580 Inside the evil by Tron is a horrible mutant boy. 355 00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:34,680 We'll save you to mom and dad the evil overlords. 356 00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:36,420 Tell her. 357 00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:43,270 Children, we have some very sad news for you. 358 00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:45,430 I think you'd better sit down. 359 00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:52,190 Children, your elderly uncle Heelbert has passed away. 360 00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:54,130 Do you have any questions? 361 00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:58,110 Yeah, what does past away mean? 362 00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:03,728 You know, kick the bucket, pull the croak chain out of meeting with old Mr. 363 00:20:04,188 --> 00:20:07,750 Grimm, the part that you died. 364 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:13,610 What the family care to view the loved one at this time? 365 00:20:13,611 --> 00:20:17,612 Oh boy, I've never seen a dead body before that 366 00:20:17,632 --> 00:20:20,830 his skin will be all greeny, clammy and stuff. 367 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,890 It'll be just like a zombie movie only real. 368 00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:40,130 Man, this is so small. 369 00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:43,930 Steady boys. 370 00:20:44,650 --> 00:20:46,650 Easy there. 371 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,270 Whoa, little to the left. 372 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:56,110 Your children are very very naughty today. 373 00:20:57,710 --> 00:21:01,930 Your father and I are quite disappointed in the three of you. 374 00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:06,410 This is absolutely the last funeral we ever take you kids to. 375 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:17,430 Hey there boy, mom took the girls to the ballet tonight. 376 00:21:17,870 --> 00:21:19,430 So it's just you and me, kid. 377 00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:23,070 So set up the TV craze and let's get started. 378 00:21:23,390 --> 00:21:26,690 You want the frozen fish nuggets or the pork coroni? 379 00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:30,330 I got an idea. 380 00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:32,110 Let's mix them together. 381 00:21:32,230 --> 00:21:33,870 Smorgas pork style. 382 00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:38,530 Lot, fish pork coroni, eligible. 383 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:43,010 Oh that dad would it be too late for me to catch a brush to the ballet? 384 00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:45,170 Where'd he go? 385 00:21:46,860 --> 00:21:57,850 Bart Bart Bart Amir weight. 386 00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:02,230 Yeah, tastes like dog food. 387 00:22:02,630 --> 00:22:03,050 Barts. 388 00:22:03,330 --> 00:22:04,430 Do you eat a dog food? 389 00:22:04,730 --> 00:22:05,730 Turn you into a dog. 390 00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:06,230 Barts. 391 00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:09,310 Well, that answers that question. 392 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:14,450 You're not touching your fish pork nuggets of Roni boy. 393 00:22:15,310 --> 00:22:18,070 Whoops, dropped my fork. 394 00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:22,810 Finished already? 395 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,270 Hmm, lick the plate clean. 396 00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:28,890 Good, cuz there's plenty more where that came from. 397 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,530 Mm-hmm. 398 00:22:30,531 --> 00:22:31,870 Mm-hmm. 399 00:22:32,830 --> 00:22:35,330 The ballet was the bone. 400 00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:39,170 Oh, it was just... What's that smell? 401 00:22:39,870 --> 00:22:41,830 Oh, look at that. 402 00:22:41,990 --> 00:22:45,870 Are all two husky men snuggle together on the couch. 403 00:22:46,410 --> 00:22:51,490 Last that bucket of fish pork nuggets of Roni this way. 404 00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:52,930 Come on, man. 405 00:22:53,490 --> 00:22:55,070 No, no, the five fish pork lids. 406 00:22:55,071 --> 00:22:58,790 Oh, isn't that sweet? 407 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,540 Fresh chocolate chip cookies. 408 00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:06,860 Don't touch those yet. 409 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,320 They're very hot. 410 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:12,120 No one's around. 411 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,280 The perfect crime. 412 00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:20,420 I hope I can trust you too. 413 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:23,820 Not to eat those yummy chocolate chip cookies. 414 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,160 Go on, Maggie. 415 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:26,900 Take a good one. 416 00:23:26,901 --> 00:23:27,901 cookie. 417 00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:30,480 Aw, come on, man. 418 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:31,940 Don't be a chicken. 419 00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:35,800 Well, if you won't commit the perfect crime, I will. 420 00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,320 Very good, Maggie. 421 00:23:42,165 --> 00:23:44,380 You prevented bark from making a mess. 422 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:49,120 I mean, I don't even think about touching those scrumptious cookies. 423 00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:52,480 Who's you gonna believe, huh? 424 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,280 You or me? 425 00:23:57,610 --> 00:23:59,140 You can't just burn yourself. 426 00:23:59,620 --> 00:24:00,860 You can't even talk. 427 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,220 I'll blame it all on you. 428 00:24:05,380 --> 00:24:07,180 The perfect crime. 429 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:09,920 But, I was home now. 430 00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:11,220 I swear it. 431 00:24:15,390 --> 00:24:16,960 Do I smell cookies? 432 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:18,940 Where's the cookies? 433 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,400 Oh, come the whole batch. 434 00:24:21,540 --> 00:24:23,520 Somebody ate those cookies. 435 00:24:23,740 --> 00:24:25,300 Do we eat the cookies, Maggie? 436 00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:30,760 I think she's trying to tell us something. 437 00:24:30,780 --> 00:24:31,780 Oh, Maggie. 438 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:32,380 Go on, Maggie. 439 00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:33,700 Go. 440 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:34,960 Go. 441 00:24:37,190 --> 00:24:39,670 There's no perfect crime. 442 00:24:45,010 --> 00:24:47,430 And he has scary story. 443 00:24:48,630 --> 00:24:51,750 Once upon a time, there was an evil insane maniac. 444 00:24:51,830 --> 00:24:54,690 Bark, why can't you tell the story with the lights on? 445 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,410 Okay, you little babies. 446 00:24:58,410 --> 00:25:00,410 You can't find the light switch. 447 00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:03,150 It's gone. 448 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,760 Everybody come free. 449 00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:19,700 Once upon a time, there was a psychopathic strangler on the loose in a dark house. 450 00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:24,080 They couldn't see him, but they could hear his breathing. 451 00:25:33,690 --> 00:25:36,170 It was dark. 452 00:25:36,850 --> 00:25:38,230 All was silent. 453 00:25:39,150 --> 00:25:41,890 And then they heard it. 454 00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:46,950 The sound of the crafty vampire sucking blood from the neck of his latest victim. 455 00:25:50,450 --> 00:25:58,450 And now for the scariest story of all. 456 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:04,130 Once upon a time, the three little children sat shivering in the dark. 457 00:26:04,630 --> 00:26:06,670 Suddenly, they heard footsteps. 458 00:26:07,710 --> 00:26:10,950 Listen, you can almost hear them. 459 00:26:11,730 --> 00:26:14,490 Coming closer and closer. 460 00:26:15,310 --> 00:26:17,590 And then the footsteps stopped. 461 00:26:28,730 --> 00:26:31,490 How come you're always wearing that hat? 462 00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:32,970 Fashion statement, Dad. 463 00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:34,210 Take off the hat, boy. 464 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:39,890 You go get a haircut. 465 00:26:40,580 --> 00:26:41,770 Right now. 466 00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:45,030 I was afraid this moment would come. 467 00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:47,890 Wow, what would be sunny? 468 00:26:48,290 --> 00:26:50,270 Just a little off the top, sir. 469 00:26:50,490 --> 00:26:52,010 Oh, sure thing. 470 00:26:54,770 --> 00:26:55,990 There you go. 471 00:26:56,830 --> 00:26:57,830 What do you think? 472 00:26:58,370 --> 00:27:00,590 What the hell did you do to my hair? 473 00:27:00,730 --> 00:27:02,370 Oh, I'd be five dollars, please. 474 00:27:02,690 --> 00:27:03,690 Here's a sucker. 475 00:27:23,270 --> 00:27:25,550 Isn't that boy back from the barber yet? 476 00:27:25,890 --> 00:27:28,170 I heard him sneaking around in his bedroom. 477 00:27:29,070 --> 00:27:30,850 Art, front and center! 478 00:27:32,570 --> 00:27:36,910 I'll take it off, but you all got a promise you won't laugh, okay? 479 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:37,890 Promise? 480 00:27:38,430 --> 00:27:39,490 We promise! 481 00:27:50,050 --> 00:27:51,100 He's your grandpa. 482 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,720 Now, get in there and talk to him. 483 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,560 Gather around, kids. 484 00:27:55,885 --> 00:27:58,320 And I'll tell you about the good old days. 485 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:03,380 You know, when I was your age, I had to walk 20 miles just to get to school. 486 00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:06,240 And back then, we didn't have pacifiers. 487 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:08,660 We had to suck on pieces of wood. 488 00:28:08,661 --> 00:28:11,440 And in my day, we didn't have TV sets. 489 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:14,455 We used to sit on a grandpa's lap all evening 490 00:28:14,456 --> 00:28:17,700 and listen politely to his entertaining stories. 491 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,620 Was your grandpa alive or two? 492 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,060 No, but his lap was awful slippery. 493 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:27,040 Once upon a time, there was a happy little owl. 494 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,060 Can't something bad happen to the owl. 495 00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:32,420 A happy little owl hummed a happy little owl, too. 496 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:33,600 Oh, come on, man. 497 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,900 But suddenly, the happy little owl stopped! 498 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,320 Why'd that happen to the elf stop? 499 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:44,900 Because he realized he was actually a clumsy little owl. 500 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:47,380 Come on, Graham. 501 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,600 Tell us a scary story. 502 00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:52,000 You want it scary, eh? 503 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,360 That's right old time. 504 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,960 This is a story of a very... 505 00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:01,680 You killed grandpa. 506 00:29:01,681 --> 00:29:02,720 No way, man. 507 00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:04,760 Society killed grandpa. 508 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,640 Face it, Bart. 509 00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:08,660 You're doomed. 510 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:10,680 Uh-oh. 511 00:29:11,580 --> 00:29:12,900 Which you prefer, Bart? 512 00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:14,380 The gas chamber? 513 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,720 Or the electric chair? 514 00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:20,500 I was just pulling your leg. 515 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:21,720 Hallelujah! 516 00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:23,140 He's alive! 517 00:29:23,860 --> 00:29:25,580 That's what I like to see. 518 00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:28,160 Everybody having a good time. 519 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,400 Bart? 520 00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:35,000 Wake up, everybody! 521 00:29:35,260 --> 00:29:36,540 It's World War III! 522 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,580 Quick, down to the fallout shelter. 523 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:40,840 The bombs are dropping! 524 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,120 18 seconds. 525 00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:53,160 If this were really a nuclear war, we all be dead meat by now. 526 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:54,900 Say, we're all shivering. 527 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:56,620 Are you cold or what? 528 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:58,780 Wake up, wake up! 529 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,480 It's World War III! 530 00:30:01,660 --> 00:30:03,200 I mean it this time! 531 00:30:03,340 --> 00:30:04,740 No kidding around! 532 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,820 Ah, here we are. 533 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,620 Once again, you're timing, sir. 534 00:30:21,980 --> 00:30:24,620 Eesh, on a bunch of crumbs. 535 00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:26,780 Wake up, wake up! 536 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:27,880 It's the end of the world! 537 00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:29,540 Come on, man! 538 00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:30,740 I'm timing you! 539 00:30:30,741 --> 00:30:33,980 If we're all fast enough, this will be our last nuclear war drill. 540 00:30:33,981 --> 00:30:36,060 If we're quick enough, you'll let us sleep. 541 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,320 Let's go, go, go! 542 00:30:43,490 --> 00:30:44,610 All right, everybody! 543 00:30:44,790 --> 00:30:46,070 Back up stairs and into bed! 544 00:30:46,090 --> 00:30:47,250 It would beat the clock! 545 00:30:48,650 --> 00:30:50,690 No, but you were pretty darn close! 546 00:30:51,110 --> 00:30:52,690 Next drill in three hours! 547 00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:55,550 I got bad! 548 00:30:55,710 --> 00:30:56,510 It's World War III! 549 00:30:56,590 --> 00:30:57,770 This is the test! 550 00:31:03,010 --> 00:31:05,210 Are you sure this is okay, Mom? 551 00:31:05,211 --> 00:31:07,250 Well, let him out in the morning! 552 00:31:10,350 --> 00:31:12,110 What you doing, Bart? 553 00:31:12,410 --> 00:31:13,950 Skateboarding, can we come? 554 00:31:13,951 --> 00:31:15,150 No way, man! 555 00:31:15,550 --> 00:31:16,950 Skateboarding's men's work! 556 00:31:16,970 --> 00:31:18,870 And why are you doing it? 557 00:31:19,070 --> 00:31:22,210 Because I am a man, man. 558 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:24,590 Caul Bumble! 559 00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:32,010 Ah, the breeze, the solitude, the wind whistling through your hair. 560 00:31:32,670 --> 00:31:33,750 Go, man, go! 561 00:31:33,751 --> 00:31:34,751 Huh? 562 00:31:36,470 --> 00:31:37,510 Watch this! 563 00:31:37,710 --> 00:31:40,830 Here goes the daredevil skateboard champion of the universe! 564 00:31:42,270 --> 00:31:43,970 So long, suckers! 565 00:31:46,390 --> 00:31:47,390 Hi, Bart! 566 00:31:48,130 --> 00:31:49,130 Bye, Bart! 567 00:31:50,510 --> 00:31:51,590 Okay, ready? 568 00:31:52,670 --> 00:31:53,670 Get set! 569 00:31:53,890 --> 00:31:55,290 Hey, look over there! 570 00:31:55,291 --> 00:31:56,291 Oh! 571 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,650 Okay, it's a better behavior church today. 572 00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:11,610 I don't see why I have to go anywhere. 573 00:32:12,390 --> 00:32:13,070 I'm a pagan. 574 00:32:13,170 --> 00:32:13,510 Bart! 575 00:32:13,730 --> 00:32:15,350 I don't want to go to church either! 576 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:16,920 I'm a pagan too! 577 00:32:17,070 --> 00:32:19,910 Well, you're going to church so you can like it or lump it. 578 00:32:20,430 --> 00:32:23,910 If I'm on the stage and dad, the tire is just blue. 579 00:32:25,190 --> 00:32:26,190 Thank you, nature! 580 00:32:27,350 --> 00:32:29,510 What a beautiful paganistic day! 581 00:32:29,790 --> 00:32:31,230 Come on, Maggie, next step! 582 00:32:31,490 --> 00:32:32,710 Perhaps I'd hire a boy! 583 00:32:32,955 --> 00:32:35,050 We paid him for life to help you home, right? 584 00:32:35,410 --> 00:32:36,410 But we can't go anywhere. 585 00:32:36,570 --> 00:32:38,750 We can soil our hands with greasy cools of sin. 586 00:32:39,030 --> 00:32:39,810 They are packing! 587 00:32:40,050 --> 00:32:41,050 Not that nice at all! 588 00:32:41,290 --> 00:32:42,390 It's too like dad. 589 00:32:42,510 --> 00:32:43,970 What the hell are you talking about? 590 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:47,190 They can rain dance with every tree. 591 00:32:48,780 --> 00:32:50,630 Mom, dad, look! 592 00:32:50,830 --> 00:32:51,830 We're pagans! 593 00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:53,170 Why, though, it's little? 594 00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,870 I want to create a mess, bud. 595 00:33:00,150 --> 00:33:02,910 This house of Russia has built into the abstracts already. 596 00:33:03,110 --> 00:33:07,350 Yes, but still, my pagan soul yearns to roam free. 597 00:33:07,810 --> 00:33:08,810 No problem. 598 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:11,050 Can't you stand and want to make a run fight? 599 00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:13,290 Okay. 600 00:33:13,410 --> 00:33:13,770 Bart! 601 00:33:14,290 --> 00:33:14,590 Bart! 602 00:33:14,970 --> 00:33:15,430 Uh-oh. 603 00:33:15,431 --> 00:33:16,431 Sure. 604 00:33:18,470 --> 00:33:19,670 The tortist. 605 00:33:21,655 --> 00:33:22,670 The closet! 606 00:33:24,030 --> 00:33:25,670 I think that last. 607 00:33:26,510 --> 00:33:27,970 No, it's locked. 608 00:33:28,430 --> 00:33:30,390 I'm trapped in here, trapped like a rat. 609 00:33:32,290 --> 00:33:32,330 Help! 610 00:33:32,331 --> 00:33:33,331 Bart! 611 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:34,950 Oh, dad will hear me. 612 00:33:35,370 --> 00:33:36,370 Help! 613 00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:40,140 I've got to get out of this closet. 614 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:42,020 Maggie! 615 00:33:42,860 --> 00:33:43,860 In here! 616 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,280 In the closet! 617 00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:46,080 Maggie! 618 00:33:46,081 --> 00:33:49,060 Let's go get help. 619 00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:51,780 Maggie, come on, man! 620 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,940 Do what I do if I were in your face! 621 00:34:00,350 --> 00:34:02,110 I can't take it anymore. 622 00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:04,130 I've got to get out of this closet. 623 00:34:06,970 --> 00:34:08,430 I give up. 624 00:34:08,890 --> 00:34:10,150 I'll do chores. 625 00:34:12,430 --> 00:34:13,430 Dear Bart. 626 00:34:13,610 --> 00:34:16,550 The family has gone out for frosty chocolate milkshakes. 627 00:34:17,170 --> 00:34:19,370 Sorry, we couldn't find you. 628 00:34:20,050 --> 00:34:21,050 Love. 629 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,230 Stick close by kids and I'll explain everything 630 00:34:29,231 --> 00:34:31,030 you need to know about the briny teeth. 631 00:34:31,230 --> 00:34:35,090 I want to see a giant squid attack a sperm whale and battle to the death. 632 00:34:35,190 --> 00:34:36,710 I want to swim green with the fish. 633 00:34:37,310 --> 00:34:38,870 I'm going to look in red swim zone. 634 00:34:38,890 --> 00:34:40,590 All right, can the chatter listen up. 635 00:34:41,110 --> 00:34:43,310 Here we have the hideous moray heel. 636 00:34:43,311 --> 00:34:47,690 And over here we have the tasty but repulsive sea bass. 637 00:34:47,810 --> 00:34:48,370 Yeah! 638 00:34:48,590 --> 00:34:53,740 What the hell it's all in the water's fine! 639 00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:56,480 Corey, you come out of the tank right now! 640 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:57,760 Do some tricks, Bart. 641 00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,360 Whoa! 642 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:00,640 Let's not have that. 643 00:35:00,820 --> 00:35:02,380 It only encourages him. 644 00:35:02,940 --> 00:35:03,940 Ah! 645 00:35:08,900 --> 00:35:11,710 Bart should be coming up for air any minute now. 646 00:35:11,990 --> 00:35:13,550 Look, I see something! 647 00:35:14,310 --> 00:35:16,690 Lucky the red swim crunks. 648 00:35:17,070 --> 00:35:20,490 Well, the trunks were lucky even if Bart wasn't. 649 00:35:20,510 --> 00:35:21,890 I'll take those. 650 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:23,250 Ain't that very much? 651 00:35:23,950 --> 00:35:26,350 Bart, come over here. 652 00:35:27,290 --> 00:35:30,950 I'd like to accommodate you Homer, but I'm afraid it's safer in here. 653 00:35:32,670 --> 00:35:33,670 I'm on everybody! 654 00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:35,610 Time for the family boyfriend! 655 00:35:37,730 --> 00:35:38,990 Let's punch together now! 656 00:35:39,110 --> 00:35:40,290 Here we go! 657 00:35:40,950 --> 00:35:41,990 Move it! 658 00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:43,870 Perfecto! 659 00:35:44,170 --> 00:35:45,170 Everybody smile. 660 00:35:45,330 --> 00:35:47,290 I'm going to set the automatic timer. 661 00:35:50,350 --> 00:35:51,350 Almost ready! 662 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:51,970 Here we go! 663 00:35:52,190 --> 00:35:53,810 Let's get this show on the road, man! 664 00:35:53,811 --> 00:35:55,130 We got things to do! 665 00:35:55,670 --> 00:35:55,950 Yeah, Dad! 666 00:35:55,951 --> 00:35:57,190 Okay, here we go! 667 00:35:57,910 --> 00:35:59,130 Well, for jumbo! 668 00:35:59,390 --> 00:36:00,390 What do you say? 669 00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:01,950 All right, everybody! 670 00:36:02,110 --> 00:36:03,210 We're using real tight. 671 00:36:03,670 --> 00:36:05,550 We want to get us all in the picture this time. 672 00:36:06,110 --> 00:36:07,110 Closer! 673 00:36:07,450 --> 00:36:08,450 Closer! 674 00:36:09,430 --> 00:36:10,430 Closer! 675 00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:12,250 Okay, hold still. 676 00:36:12,610 --> 00:36:14,970 This is the last picture on the road. 677 00:36:14,971 --> 00:36:15,971 Praise the Lord! 678 00:36:16,050 --> 00:36:17,686 You watch your mouth, you little smart ass. 679 00:36:17,710 --> 00:36:18,710 Yeah, Bart! 680 00:36:20,690 --> 00:36:22,210 Nothing's going to ruin this one. 681 00:36:22,330 --> 00:36:23,430 The timer's are ticking! 682 00:36:23,770 --> 00:36:25,210 Bart's making faces, Dad! 683 00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:29,430 That's one that's going to be the Simpsons at our finest. 684 00:36:29,950 --> 00:36:30,270 Smile! 685 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:31,070 Look, cheerful! 686 00:36:31,550 --> 00:36:32,550 Here we go! 687 00:36:34,570 --> 00:36:35,690 Here we go! 688 00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:36,770 Here we go! 689 00:36:37,270 --> 00:36:38,530 Why, you little... 690 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:43,710 Look, Mary's Maggie, a new patient! 691 00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:47,390 Oh, well, I got the pick-ups in my garden. 692 00:36:47,930 --> 00:36:48,430 Bad! 693 00:36:48,610 --> 00:36:51,510 Mary's Maggie, begin preparation of the secret pick-up monster. 694 00:36:52,150 --> 00:36:52,490 No! 695 00:36:53,150 --> 00:36:54,150 Ice cream! 696 00:36:54,490 --> 00:36:54,870 Maple syrup! 697 00:36:55,450 --> 00:36:56,450 Peanut broccoli! 698 00:36:57,870 --> 00:36:58,450 Hot sauce! 699 00:36:58,610 --> 00:36:59,610 No way, man! 700 00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:04,470 I knew it. 701 00:37:04,630 --> 00:37:05,950 Not enough hot sauce. 702 00:37:06,250 --> 00:37:09,410 Climb into the treatment apparatus, please. 703 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:16,570 Accodentially, Mr. Maggie, this treatment has occasional side effects. 704 00:37:18,330 --> 00:37:19,330 Oh... 705 00:37:19,990 --> 00:37:22,590 Oh... But the side effects are somewhat entertaining. 706 00:37:23,030 --> 00:37:24,030 Are they not? 707 00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:26,110 No... 708 00:37:27,420 --> 00:37:28,990 I'm stumped, Mr. Maggie. 709 00:37:29,210 --> 00:37:31,930 Oh... This is the worst case of pick-ups you've ever treated. 710 00:37:33,690 --> 00:37:34,690 Oh... 711 00:37:35,850 --> 00:37:37,030 Oh... That's it! 712 00:37:37,410 --> 00:37:40,830 A combination of our previous techniques followed by the scared treatment. 713 00:37:41,450 --> 00:37:42,450 It can't miss. 714 00:37:46,070 --> 00:37:47,070 Whoa! 715 00:37:47,530 --> 00:37:51,510 Oh... I pronounced this patient... pureed. 716 00:37:54,310 --> 00:37:56,990 My mom, can we have an advance in our allowances? 717 00:37:57,430 --> 00:37:58,010 No! 718 00:37:58,450 --> 00:38:00,930 Come on, mom, we're dead, bro! 719 00:38:00,931 --> 00:38:02,170 I said no! 720 00:38:02,610 --> 00:38:04,110 But I'm out shopping. 721 00:38:04,790 --> 00:38:09,630 Don't get any funny ideas about fortune cuts from the money jar in the kitchen. 722 00:38:10,310 --> 00:38:11,910 Oh, yeah, the money jar. 723 00:38:11,970 --> 00:38:13,490 Promise me you'll be honest. 724 00:38:13,890 --> 00:38:14,450 I promise. 725 00:38:14,810 --> 00:38:17,870 I know by solemnly, we'll get by big one. 726 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:29,380 I wonder if this is wrong. 727 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,320 Come on, we've got to get the money. 728 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,800 Say, my mom, are you a funny person? 729 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:44,680 Maggie! 730 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,060 Go for it, dude. 731 00:38:50,610 --> 00:38:51,640 Get the rule off. 732 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:53,860 That's right for it. 733 00:38:53,861 --> 00:38:55,200 Feel the bread, man. 734 00:38:56,900 --> 00:38:57,900 What? 735 00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:58,520 That? 736 00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:03,120 It means me, but... I can't even trust your own mother. 737 00:39:05,740 --> 00:39:07,740 This way to the monkey house, everybody. 738 00:39:07,820 --> 00:39:08,980 Can I have a peanut dad? 739 00:39:09,235 --> 00:39:09,940 Shut up and pay attention. 740 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,060 Oh, I asked, it was a measly peanut. 741 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,000 Don't set your father, Bart. 742 00:39:14,001 --> 00:39:14,780 Yeah, Bart. 743 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:15,620 Now, we're here. 744 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,540 We have the typical monkey family. 745 00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:20,040 Just look at their stupid antics. 746 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,780 Hey, man, I know she's dead with you. 747 00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:30,780 Here monkey monkey monkey monkey. 748 00:39:31,180 --> 00:39:32,180 Woo! 749 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,460 Yeah, don't tease me. 750 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,400 Ah, I'm just funing with him. 751 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:37,500 Hey, monkeys. 752 00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:39,020 Want some peanuts? 753 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:40,840 Woo! 754 00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:42,440 I don't like it dad. 755 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:43,780 She's right home. 756 00:39:43,781 --> 00:39:44,960 Ah, come on. 757 00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:46,180 Where'd you set your humor? 758 00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:48,620 Woo! 759 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:51,680 Right on, dudes. 760 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,260 That's the last time I ever take you kids to the zoo. 761 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,340 I've had it with those pile monkeys. 762 00:39:59,500 --> 00:39:59,940 What was that? 763 00:39:59,941 --> 00:40:00,941 No! 764 00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:04,940 Well, then where is Bart? 765 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:09,000 Oh, I love you guys, but really, I'm stuffed. 766 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:10,280 Thanks anyway. 767 00:40:10,380 --> 00:40:11,380 I couldn't eat another. 768 00:40:14,510 --> 00:40:18,620 I've always wanted to introduce you kids to the world of art. 769 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,320 It's so enriching. 770 00:40:20,540 --> 00:40:22,360 I have an announcement to make. 771 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:23,540 I'm bored. 772 00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:25,460 Well, maybe we're all bored, Bart. 773 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,040 But we're going to cooperate anyway. 774 00:40:27,041 --> 00:40:28,720 Yeah, Bart's club, brother. 775 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:31,260 Now, over here, I too am bored. 776 00:40:31,261 --> 00:40:31,680 Bart! 777 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,700 Yeah, I'm a barber. 778 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,640 Well, that's what I call enriching world of art. 779 00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:39,240 Not bad. 780 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,480 Not bad at it. 781 00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:45,820 It's time for a little bit in the fight because this is the art music. 782 00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:47,036 There's right here, little slob. 783 00:40:47,060 --> 00:40:48,940 Now, here, we have some exploration. 784 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,400 Well, that was close. 785 00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:55,820 When did we go to a remote TV? 786 00:40:55,821 --> 00:40:56,840 Bart. 787 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,600 Careful, dad. 788 00:40:58,640 --> 00:40:59,640 It's been priceless. 789 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,260 The last time I take you kids to the art music. 790 00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:04,780 Don't have a cow, dad. 791 00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:05,620 Yeah, dad. 792 00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:06,660 Why are you little? 793 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:07,880 Now, calm down, homo. 794 00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:09,640 The kids just aren't mature enough. 795 00:41:09,780 --> 00:41:11,360 You have to appreciate fine art. 796 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:12,600 O'con's rare, mom. 797 00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:14,940 We find the world of art quite enriching. 798 00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:17,700 There's another exact time thinking of becoming a collector. 799 00:41:20,700 --> 00:41:24,560 Just think it's sitting right here at three generations of citizens. 800 00:41:24,561 --> 00:41:26,400 What a nightmare is concept. 801 00:41:26,660 --> 00:41:27,660 Bart, homo. 802 00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:28,260 What? 803 00:41:28,261 --> 00:41:28,800 Leaving me. 804 00:41:29,260 --> 00:41:29,660 Yeah, dad. 805 00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:30,960 Lisa, homo. 806 00:41:31,060 --> 00:41:31,480 What? 807 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:32,060 Leaving me. 808 00:41:32,061 --> 00:41:33,061 Yeah, homo. 809 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,240 Bart, homo. 810 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:37,340 And the beat goes on. 811 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,400 What's great in that toy? 812 00:41:40,740 --> 00:41:41,820 Don't shove Maggie. 813 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,440 She's just a little baby. 814 00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:45,160 Don't hit your little sister. 815 00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:46,420 She's a girl. 816 00:41:46,580 --> 00:41:48,140 Keep your hands off of them, homo. 817 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:51,340 We can't fit her like this for the Simpsons. 818 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,020 You know, the little scaps can't point there. 819 00:41:54,021 --> 00:41:56,860 Let's all get together and give each other a big hug. 820 00:41:58,180 --> 00:41:59,960 Sorry, this isn't half bad. 821 00:42:00,180 --> 00:42:02,040 Now, let's all forgive each other. 822 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,140 Lisa, I forgive you. 823 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,060 Grandpa, I forgive you. 824 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:06,580 Homo? 825 00:42:07,140 --> 00:42:08,140 I forgive you. 826 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:10,100 And I forgive you, Bart. 827 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:12,120 Apology accepted, homo. 828 00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:14,900 I forgive you, too, if you use a breath, man. 829 00:42:14,901 --> 00:42:15,901 Are you right? 830 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,200 What? 831 00:42:24,190 --> 00:42:26,160 I've gotta have those candy bars. 832 00:42:26,180 --> 00:42:27,920 But Bart, we don't have any money. 833 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,360 It was gotta be away. 834 00:42:29,820 --> 00:42:32,720 You better not be thinking of stealing those candy bars. 835 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:33,760 That's it. 836 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:34,880 Better not buy. 837 00:42:36,340 --> 00:42:38,100 So long, suckers. 838 00:42:40,820 --> 00:42:41,460 Hey, coffee. 839 00:42:41,820 --> 00:42:43,624 You just sit right there and think about your 840 00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:45,420 crying your dirty little shop after thief. 841 00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:46,840 Yes, too. 842 00:42:47,140 --> 00:42:48,140 As he scared. 843 00:42:48,220 --> 00:42:51,360 I think I got that kid so scared he can't even see straight good. 844 00:42:51,361 --> 00:42:53,980 I'm trying him some more while I call his parents. 845 00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:55,300 What, Bart? 846 00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:57,420 Well, boy, looks like the chiggers. 847 00:42:57,740 --> 00:42:58,780 I know my rights. 848 00:42:58,900 --> 00:42:59,900 You can't hold me. 849 00:42:59,940 --> 00:43:01,720 They ain't got no evidence, copper. 850 00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:05,620 Uh, is it too late to make a full confession? 851 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,320 Your father and I are very disappointed in you, Bart. 852 00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:12,200 Gee, I hadn't known as Bart. 853 00:43:12,380 --> 00:43:15,120 What have you learned from this experience, Bart? 854 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:18,348 Well, mom, I might've been caught and had a few bad moments 855 00:43:18,349 --> 00:43:20,940 there, but I gotta admit, chocolate was still there. 856 00:43:20,941 --> 00:43:23,280 No, no, no, Bart, the lesson is. 857 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,840 Ultimately, crime hurts the criminal. 858 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,160 That's not true, mom. 859 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,240 I got a free ride home, didn't I? 860 00:43:34,550 --> 00:43:36,096 I've had it up to here with those kids. 861 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:37,120 Calm down to here. 862 00:43:37,121 --> 00:43:38,481 They're driving me out of my mind. 863 00:43:38,540 --> 00:43:40,536 That's why I bought this book on temperatures of what? 864 00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:41,560 I'll hypnotize them. 865 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,796 Maybe then we can get some peace and quiet around here. 866 00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:44,820 I don't know. 867 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:48,620 I've heard the kids get kind of ambunctious sometimes, but I think that's true. 868 00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,680 A little ambunctious, they're bouncing off the wall. 869 00:43:53,930 --> 00:43:54,940 I'll hold them. 870 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,680 You hypnotize them. 871 00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,960 Look children, we have a treat for you. 872 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,500 You're going to get hypnotized. 873 00:44:01,540 --> 00:44:02,700 Now, look at the watch. 874 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,200 You're getting sleepy. 875 00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:06,240 Sleepy. 876 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:07,680 Sleepy. 877 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:09,820 Very sleepy. 878 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,360 From now on, you will be good little children. 879 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:16,720 It's working. 880 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,060 They're not brats anymore. 881 00:44:18,860 --> 00:44:19,860 Oh! 882 00:44:20,140 --> 00:44:21,140 Oh! 883 00:44:21,260 --> 00:44:22,260 They're zombies! 884 00:44:23,060 --> 00:44:25,100 Oh boy, that was a Disney. 885 00:44:25,180 --> 00:44:26,180 Are you kids okay? 886 00:44:26,620 --> 00:44:28,260 Oh man, where am I? 887 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,100 I'll never try to modify your behavior again. 888 00:44:31,700 --> 00:44:33,140 Okay, I'm better after normal. 889 00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:36,300 I'm better. 890 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:36,800 I'm better. 891 00:44:36,801 --> 00:44:37,801 I'm better. 892 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,960 Who's that watchin' kid? 893 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,080 No! 894 00:44:42,730 --> 00:44:45,980 Now, play friendly children, but we don't want to play friendly. 895 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:46,600 Barf. 896 00:44:46,601 --> 00:44:47,800 We want to play rough. 897 00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:48,580 Where's that? 898 00:44:48,780 --> 00:44:49,780 Act like a lady. 899 00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:50,620 Yes. 900 00:44:50,820 --> 00:44:51,820 What a grudge. 901 00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:53,660 Come on, bud. 902 00:44:53,661 --> 00:44:55,520 You can punch better than that. 903 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:56,860 Let me try. 904 00:44:57,060 --> 00:44:58,100 But you're a nerd girl. 905 00:44:58,101 --> 00:45:00,640 And you're a sexist pig, give me the gloves. 906 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,240 You're probably making a motherfaded. 907 00:45:09,980 --> 00:45:11,580 You hear that. 908 00:45:11,581 --> 00:45:12,080 What the heck? 909 00:45:12,081 --> 00:45:13,500 Stop punching back. 910 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:14,960 They're just playing, huh? 911 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,600 I can't sleep with that bracket. 912 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,240 Go tell them to knock it off. 913 00:45:18,241 --> 00:45:20,340 I like the punching bag sound. 914 00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,180 You go tell them if you don't like it. 915 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,540 I said do it. 916 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000 Now, move it. 917 00:45:27,980 --> 00:45:29,020 Are you little? 918 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,080 Sorry, dad. 919 00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:34,560 Sorry, dad. 920 00:45:35,780 --> 00:45:36,780 Sorry, Homer. 921 00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:37,940 Sorry, Homer. 922 00:45:38,140 --> 00:45:39,660 Get out of the way, part. 923 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:40,080 Fight. 924 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,280 Step aside, boy. 925 00:45:41,300 --> 00:45:42,300 Fight. 926 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:42,680 Art. 927 00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:45,160 Let go, Lisa. 928 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:46,560 Go! 929 00:45:52,290 --> 00:45:54,010 Get out there and get in the shrimp. 930 00:45:54,170 --> 00:45:54,410 Boy. 931 00:45:55,150 --> 00:45:55,730 Yeah, bud. 932 00:45:55,990 --> 00:45:56,330 Art. 933 00:45:56,630 --> 00:45:56,710 Right. 934 00:45:56,711 --> 00:45:57,711 Oh, good. 935 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:00,850 Hey, this ain't bad. 936 00:46:01,990 --> 00:46:02,990 Right there. 937 00:46:03,790 --> 00:46:04,910 Be just wet. 938 00:46:05,810 --> 00:46:06,810 I can dig it. 939 00:46:07,290 --> 00:46:08,290 Next stop. 940 00:46:09,030 --> 00:46:10,510 Have some room, Mr. Chubo. 941 00:46:10,530 --> 00:46:12,890 I'm here for my daily candy bar, fed me. 942 00:46:13,290 --> 00:46:15,590 Hey, I think I'm having chocolate covered. 943 00:46:15,850 --> 00:46:16,930 Of course, kid, no shrimp. 944 00:46:17,990 --> 00:46:19,130 Hey, you're not Mr. Chubo. 945 00:46:19,190 --> 00:46:20,510 I said shrimp. 946 00:46:21,230 --> 00:46:22,650 Wait a minute. 947 00:46:22,770 --> 00:46:24,330 I can be in the right to be served. 948 00:46:27,150 --> 00:46:28,030 Congratulations, boy. 949 00:46:28,150 --> 00:46:29,770 You just earned yourself a big reward. 950 00:46:30,110 --> 00:46:32,950 Oh, and when it was an easily candy bar. 951 00:46:33,250 --> 00:46:35,348 Here we have Bart Simpson, the young lad who 952 00:46:35,349 --> 00:46:37,630 captured the notorious candy store bandit. 953 00:46:37,930 --> 00:46:39,370 How does it feel to be a hero, Bart? 954 00:46:39,550 --> 00:46:40,690 Pretty damn good, Phil. 955 00:46:40,870 --> 00:46:42,790 Your family must be proud of you right now. 956 00:46:42,810 --> 00:46:44,450 I bet there's jumping up and down. 957 00:46:45,230 --> 00:46:45,390 Boooo! 958 00:46:46,130 --> 00:46:46,570 Boooo! 959 00:46:47,070 --> 00:46:48,550 And the $10,000 reward. 960 00:46:48,930 --> 00:46:50,210 $10,000 big one! 961 00:46:50,211 --> 00:46:51,470 I love you, son! 962 00:46:51,471 --> 00:46:53,231 What are you going to do with all that money? 963 00:46:53,370 --> 00:46:54,630 I don't want the money. 964 00:46:54,850 --> 00:46:58,110 That's why that's where the reward could be paid in candy bars. 965 00:46:58,290 --> 00:46:59,530 What were your family things? 966 00:46:59,810 --> 00:47:00,810 Boooo! 967 00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:06,020 Bart! 968 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:06,800 Yeah! 969 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,440 Get your hand out of that cookie jar! 970 00:47:10,810 --> 00:47:11,980 Oh, man. 971 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,900 That jar's off limit, Bart. 972 00:47:14,060 --> 00:47:16,720 And if I catch you with so much as one cookie... 973 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:18,160 Whoa, I'm scared. 974 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:21,180 Why, off those cookies? 975 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:22,380 Oh, yeah. 976 00:47:30,740 --> 00:47:31,740 Yeah! 977 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,080 What's under that bowl, Bart? 978 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:36,600 Nothing. 979 00:47:36,860 --> 00:47:38,480 Left up the bowl, boy. 980 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,480 That one. 981 00:47:44,060 --> 00:47:45,060 That one. 982 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,440 Hey, look over there. 983 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:49,000 What? 984 00:47:49,001 --> 00:47:50,020 Oh, nothing. 985 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:51,740 Middle one, middle one. 986 00:47:52,180 --> 00:47:53,180 Huh? 987 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,280 Oh, well. 988 00:47:54,660 --> 00:47:55,780 I guess she's innocent. 989 00:47:57,820 --> 00:47:58,820 Huh? 990 00:47:59,740 --> 00:48:01,060 Uh, that one. 991 00:48:01,780 --> 00:48:03,840 Uh, that one. 992 00:48:04,460 --> 00:48:05,980 Then that one. 993 00:48:06,340 --> 00:48:07,340 Hey. 994 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:08,840 Where's the cookie? 995 00:48:17,050 --> 00:48:18,390 Well, here we are. 996 00:48:18,650 --> 00:48:19,650 Where, we need more? 997 00:48:19,890 --> 00:48:20,130 Yeah. 998 00:48:20,510 --> 00:48:22,690 I'll have a couple of jumbo corn dogs, please. 999 00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:24,150 No, you little fools. 1000 00:48:24,390 --> 00:48:25,750 We're at another scenic viewpoint. 1001 00:48:26,170 --> 00:48:26,490 Uh. 1002 00:48:27,110 --> 00:48:28,110 Everybody out of the car. 1003 00:48:29,150 --> 00:48:30,150 Ah! 1004 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,270 Give me that. 1005 00:48:36,090 --> 00:48:36,550 Great. 1006 00:48:36,630 --> 00:48:38,170 Now, never know what happened. 1007 00:48:38,350 --> 00:48:39,350 Oh, children. 1008 00:48:39,630 --> 00:48:41,510 This canyon is famous for its echo. 1009 00:48:41,730 --> 00:48:42,730 Well, what do you know? 1010 00:48:42,830 --> 00:48:45,190 Let's take turns yelling into the canyon. 1011 00:48:46,170 --> 00:48:47,170 You start. 1012 00:48:47,330 --> 00:48:48,330 Okay. 1013 00:48:48,890 --> 00:48:49,890 No! 1014 00:48:50,670 --> 00:48:51,670 Lisa! 1015 00:48:53,370 --> 00:48:54,370 Cool, man. 1016 00:48:54,870 --> 00:48:55,870 Whoa! 1017 00:49:05,730 --> 00:49:06,650 Whoa! 1018 00:49:06,651 --> 00:49:07,790 Are you little? 1019 00:49:11,750 --> 00:49:14,250 I'm gonna kill you! 1020 00:49:15,010 --> 00:49:16,590 Don't have a child! 1021 00:49:17,110 --> 00:49:18,110 Oh, man. 1022 00:49:18,470 --> 00:49:20,990 That is our remarkable echo. 1023 00:49:21,350 --> 00:49:22,590 Whatever you say, Mom. 1024 00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:27,570 We're going to love you! 1025 00:49:27,890 --> 00:49:29,470 We were going to love you! 1026 00:49:29,910 --> 00:49:31,130 Look, blow up. 1027 00:49:31,310 --> 00:49:33,850 I'm glad we're seeing the happy little elves return. 1028 00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:35,010 Aren't you part? 1029 00:49:35,170 --> 00:49:35,990 Oh, man. 1030 00:49:36,130 --> 00:49:37,210 They're so normal. 1031 00:49:37,270 --> 00:49:39,170 Who's your favorite happy little elf part? 1032 00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:41,030 And our bubbles are different. 1033 00:49:41,150 --> 00:49:43,190 I can't stand those stupid elves. 1034 00:49:43,470 --> 00:49:43,990 Cheap bark. 1035 00:49:44,170 --> 00:49:46,190 You're just like gloomy, the self-hating elf. 1036 00:49:46,210 --> 00:49:48,390 Will you shut up about those damn elves? 1037 00:49:48,850 --> 00:49:50,290 He looks like gloomy too. 1038 00:49:51,830 --> 00:49:52,390 Ah! 1039 00:49:52,570 --> 00:49:53,570 Oh, boy! 1040 00:49:53,645 --> 00:49:54,950 Oh, no, Bart! 1041 00:49:55,150 --> 00:49:55,850 Yeah, man! 1042 00:49:56,050 --> 00:49:57,050 Space mutants! 1043 00:49:57,330 --> 00:49:58,330 Come on, Bart! 1044 00:49:58,595 --> 00:49:59,830 That's way too scary! 1045 00:50:00,390 --> 00:50:02,610 Three child's for space mutants, sir. 1046 00:50:03,470 --> 00:50:05,990 Someday you'll thank me for this. 1047 00:50:06,830 --> 00:50:08,130 Now, listen up. 1048 00:50:08,550 --> 00:50:11,330 Will there be some pretty hairy stuff in this movie? 1049 00:50:11,850 --> 00:50:14,950 That way is flying saucers, giant eyeballs. 1050 00:50:16,030 --> 00:50:17,490 Oh, but don't be the same. 1051 00:50:17,630 --> 00:50:19,050 Just go with your fear. 1052 00:50:19,990 --> 00:50:22,550 If need be, I'll hold your hand. 1053 00:50:49,590 --> 00:50:51,930 What's that hell are you kids watching? 1054 00:50:52,370 --> 00:50:53,730 It's itchy and scratchy. 1055 00:50:53,790 --> 00:50:55,090 Our favorite show. 1056 00:50:55,270 --> 00:50:56,490 Well, you're not watching it. 1057 00:50:56,491 --> 00:50:58,090 Oh, Dad! 1058 00:50:58,190 --> 00:50:59,250 Come on, Homer! 1059 00:50:59,550 --> 00:51:00,970 Nope, it's too violent. 1060 00:51:01,130 --> 00:51:02,370 Go do something else. 1061 00:51:03,290 --> 00:51:04,650 Now I'm really bored. 1062 00:51:04,910 --> 00:51:05,990 I know. 1063 00:51:09,550 --> 00:51:17,550 Come on, it's the Bart Simpson show, starring Bart Simpson, featuring the Bart 1064 00:51:17,551 --> 00:51:21,090 Simpson Orchestra and the Bart Simpson dancers. 1065 00:51:21,990 --> 00:51:26,630 And now, here's the star of our show, Bart Simpson! 1066 00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:28,750 Thanks, Dad. 1067 00:51:28,910 --> 00:51:31,030 Funny thing happened on the way to the studio tonight. 1068 00:51:31,450 --> 00:51:33,090 I ran over my dad's head on my bike. 1069 00:51:33,210 --> 00:51:35,610 I thought I told you kids not to watch violin TV. 1070 00:51:35,611 --> 00:51:37,810 It's stupid, but it's not violent. 1071 00:51:38,330 --> 00:51:39,150 Oh, yeah. 1072 00:51:39,310 --> 00:51:40,310 Bart? 1073 00:51:41,410 --> 00:51:41,930 Why are you? 1074 00:51:42,170 --> 00:51:44,010 Well, got a run, can I, folks? 1075 00:51:51,790 --> 00:51:57,474 Oh boy, after all these years of watching, crusty the clown 1076 00:51:57,475 --> 00:52:01,110 on TV, you finally get to meet crusty the clown in person! 1077 00:52:01,550 --> 00:52:05,170 You know, I'd base my whole life on crusty's teachings. 1078 00:52:06,430 --> 00:52:06,950 Wow! 1079 00:52:06,951 --> 00:52:09,470 The clown, I swear out of TV. 1080 00:52:09,910 --> 00:52:11,770 No, you've got any kidding. 1081 00:52:12,110 --> 00:52:16,310 How can they expect a genius like crusty to work in a dump like this? 1082 00:52:19,090 --> 00:52:20,470 Boy, the girl? 1083 00:52:21,050 --> 00:52:23,790 Come on, boy, the crusty the clown show! 1084 00:52:24,570 --> 00:52:26,470 Has to share that to different in person. 1085 00:52:26,910 --> 00:52:28,670 No way is that crusty. 1086 00:52:28,830 --> 00:52:30,190 Crusty's a real clown. 1087 00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:32,890 That's just somewhat be old dude in the clown suit. 1088 00:52:32,930 --> 00:52:34,490 And chunky the plane. 1089 00:52:34,790 --> 00:52:36,930 But first, let's pay a visit to some of them. 1090 00:52:36,931 --> 00:52:39,310 crusty's loyal kitty cadets. 1091 00:52:39,970 --> 00:52:41,710 And what's your name, little girl? 1092 00:52:43,130 --> 00:52:45,670 And what's your name, little boy? 1093 00:52:45,790 --> 00:52:46,790 I'm Bart Simpson. 1094 00:52:47,010 --> 00:52:48,010 Who the hell are you? 1095 00:52:49,330 --> 00:52:52,230 Well, I'm your old pal crusty. 1096 00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:52,850 Oh, yeah. 1097 00:52:53,190 --> 00:52:54,690 Then what's crusty secret model? 1098 00:52:56,130 --> 00:53:01,330 Oh, instead of feeling sad and blue, deeper crusty smile on you. 1099 00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:03,866 Listen pal, I don't know how you found out crusty 1100 00:53:03,867 --> 00:53:06,791 secret model, but you're still an imposter. 1101 00:53:08,950 --> 00:53:12,050 You've been down to you, little boy. 1102 00:53:12,390 --> 00:53:13,390 Don't. 1103 00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:18,740 It was the night before Christmas and all of the home. 1104 00:53:18,780 --> 00:53:20,080 Now the creature was stirring. 1105 00:53:20,340 --> 00:53:21,420 Except for me in this poem. 1106 00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:24,040 My sisters were nestled, all snug in their beds. 1107 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,720 Well, these are the fanny bars, danced in their heads. 1108 00:53:27,060 --> 00:53:30,000 Then I sprang like a spring, and snuck like a snake. 1109 00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:32,840 Down with stairs to the gifts for just a quick peep. 1110 00:53:33,180 --> 00:53:35,640 When low and behold, what did I see? 1111 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,660 These are mad they have just beaten me. 1112 00:53:38,780 --> 00:53:41,980 And my package and said, this is ratt man. 1113 00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:43,800 The nudist dad shadow. 1114 00:53:44,140 --> 00:53:45,900 He looked like a mad man. 1115 00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:46,640 Oh, Maggie. 1116 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,160 Olisa, a little boy. 1117 00:53:48,340 --> 00:53:48,600 Tall of me. 1118 00:53:48,740 --> 00:53:49,380 Go upstairs. 1119 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,660 Go right now before I kill all of you. 1120 00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:56,580 And so into bed, we fled in a flash awaiting to morning to open our stash. 1121 00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,959 And last day, breakin' and we scampered so chilly, 1122 00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:02,821 my mom and dad gone and he gave that his will. 1123 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,180 For Maggie, a pacifier, for Lisa some goes. 1124 00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:07,640 For me, a big burped up. 1125 00:54:07,641 --> 00:54:09,161 I'm going to shoot the pin-pong balls. 1126 00:54:10,140 --> 00:54:12,247 Then on to the TV and we started to doze 1127 00:54:12,248 --> 00:54:15,901 through all the exciting Christmas theme shows. 1128 00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,957 So, to those of you grooving on my holiday wrap, 1129 00:54:18,958 --> 00:54:22,280 happy Christmas to all and to all a good map. 1130 00:54:24,460 --> 00:54:25,060 Get in there! 1131 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:26,640 And clean up that mess! 1132 00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,160 Do we have to? 1133 00:54:28,340 --> 00:54:28,860 Yup. 1134 00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:29,720 Why? 1135 00:54:30,180 --> 00:54:32,180 Because we're the parents and you're the children. 1136 00:54:33,420 --> 00:54:34,440 Oh, no. 1137 00:54:34,620 --> 00:54:35,920 This will take forever. 1138 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:37,340 I've got a plan. 1139 00:54:37,690 --> 00:54:40,540 You guys clean up and I'll tell you a story. 1140 00:54:40,660 --> 00:54:41,680 Oh, brother. 1141 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:45,116 Once upon a time, there was a planet where the children 1142 00:54:45,117 --> 00:54:47,680 were the parents and the parents were the children. 1143 00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:49,940 Get in there! 1144 00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:51,660 And clean up that mess! 1145 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:52,840 Do we have to? 1146 00:54:53,260 --> 00:54:53,700 Yup. 1147 00:54:53,900 --> 00:54:54,420 Why? 1148 00:54:54,700 --> 00:54:57,240 Because we're the children and you're the parents. 1149 00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:58,880 Oh, no. 1150 00:54:58,881 --> 00:54:59,980 This will take forever. 1151 00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:01,420 I've got a plan. 1152 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,820 You'll clean up and I'll tell you a story. 1153 00:55:04,060 --> 00:55:05,060 Forget it. 1154 00:55:06,550 --> 00:55:08,000 And then part! 1155 00:55:08,485 --> 00:55:11,460 If you won't help your sisters, then get out there and move along. 1156 00:55:12,020 --> 00:55:13,840 How does Bart's story end? 1157 00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:16,640 Well, everyone with happily ever after. 1158 00:55:21,090 --> 00:55:23,250 Bart, Lisa, keep an eye on Maggie. 1159 00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:46,540 And he and Mom went off shopping for a week here. 1160 00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:47,840 The sun was shining. 1161 00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:49,760 The birds were tweeting real relaxing. 1162 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,200 Nothing going on. 1163 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:52,400 Totally mellow man. 1164 00:56:52,580 --> 00:56:54,380 Just sitting there reading comments like that. 1165 00:56:54,460 --> 00:56:56,060 The festival all possible worlds. 1166 00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,300 Everything was growing and peaceful man. 1167 00:56:58,940 --> 00:57:00,500 And now, on with our story. 1168 00:57:04,780 --> 00:57:05,340 And now, on with our story. 1169 00:57:05,341 --> 00:57:05,360 And now, on with our story. 1170 00:57:05,361 --> 00:57:05,360 And now, on with our story. 1171 00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:05,380 And now, on with our story. 1172 00:57:05,381 --> 00:57:05,380 And now, on with our story. 1173 00:57:05,381 --> 00:57:06,461 And now, on with our story. 1174 00:57:52,910 --> 00:57:53,910 Bart! 1175 00:57:54,710 --> 00:57:55,710 Bart! 1176 00:57:55,950 --> 00:57:58,150 I'm here Sunday night, bad boy! 1177 00:57:59,590 --> 00:58:00,590 Bart! 1178 00:58:03,190 --> 00:58:03,890 Bart! 1179 00:58:04,050 --> 00:58:05,150 Where are you, boy? 1180 00:58:06,450 --> 00:58:07,450 Oops. 1181 00:58:12,110 --> 00:58:15,010 That's not so bad, is it? 1182 00:58:16,230 --> 00:58:17,790 It's probably good, no? 1183 00:58:21,330 --> 00:58:26,530 Welcome to the exotic world of undersea explorer, Bart seems so. 1184 00:58:27,150 --> 00:58:27,710 good boy. 1185 00:58:27,711 --> 00:58:30,510 Come with Bart as he dies into the bliny deep. 1186 00:58:30,750 --> 00:58:33,710 Searching for the bliny and evusive wash floor. 1187 00:58:34,610 --> 00:58:35,030 Sing me. 1188 00:58:35,130 --> 00:58:35,750 We stop warning. 1189 00:58:36,010 --> 00:58:36,730 We break for it. 1190 00:58:36,950 --> 00:58:37,190 Take more. 1191 00:58:37,310 --> 00:58:40,370 Singing for it. 1192 00:58:44,310 --> 00:58:47,830 Clear as 1193 00:58:51,020 --> 00:58:52,400 a whistle and rumour. 1194 00:59:08,030 --> 00:59:10,890 All right, we'll swipe the rest of them. 1195 00:59:10,891 --> 00:59:13,170 Don't look it off, Dad! 1196 00:59:16,330 --> 00:59:18,110 Why'd I eat all those cookies? 1197 00:59:21,370 --> 00:59:23,690 Play off those cookies, boy! 1198 00:59:24,910 --> 00:59:26,530 That jar is off, limit speed. 1199 00:59:26,531 --> 00:59:26,850 Bart! 1200 00:59:27,290 --> 00:59:30,030 And if I got you, it was so much as one cookie. 1201 00:59:30,530 --> 00:59:31,530 Bart! 1202 00:59:31,690 --> 00:59:31,730 Dad! 1203 00:59:31,810 --> 00:59:32,810 Bart! 1204 00:59:39,810 --> 00:59:40,810 No! 1205 00:59:41,450 --> 00:59:42,450 No! 1206 00:59:43,490 --> 00:59:44,490 No! 1207 00:59:46,530 --> 00:59:48,130 Why are you little? 1208 00:59:48,150 --> 00:59:49,150 I didn't do it. 1209 00:59:49,190 --> 00:59:50,190 I didn't do it. 1210 00:59:51,310 --> 00:59:52,390 I didn't do it. 1211 00:59:52,750 --> 00:59:52,750 I didn't do it. 1212 00:59:52,850 --> 00:59:53,150 I didn't do it. 1213 00:59:53,310 --> 00:59:53,570 I didn't do it. 1214 00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:53,750 I didn't do it. 1215 00:59:53,751 --> 00:59:56,150 Wait, come on, stop out of it, boy. 1216 00:59:56,850 --> 00:59:59,310 You are only having a nightmare, Bart. 1217 00:59:59,330 --> 01:00:00,330 Yeah, boy. 1218 01:00:00,570 --> 01:00:01,910 Everything's gonna be okay. 1219 01:00:01,911 --> 01:00:03,910 That was all a dream. 1220 01:00:03,970 --> 01:00:04,970 Here, Bart. 1221 01:00:05,570 --> 01:00:06,570 Have a cookie. 1222 01:00:08,090 --> 01:00:09,090 Ah! 1223 01:00:11,450 --> 01:00:12,450 Ah! 1224 01:00:13,330 --> 01:00:14,330 Ah! 1225 01:00:14,730 --> 01:00:14,730 Ah! 1226 01:00:15,490 --> 01:00:15,790 Ah! 1227 01:00:16,470 --> 01:00:16,470 Ah! 1228 01:00:16,471 --> 01:00:17,690 God off! 1229 01:00:17,890 --> 01:00:20,790 If you got to act like savages, do it outside. 1230 01:00:21,510 --> 01:00:22,550 Come on, man. 1231 01:00:27,105 --> 01:00:29,080 Oh, that's your arms. 1232 01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:30,100 Oh, boy! 1233 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:31,360 Jungle supplies! 1234 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:31,900 Jungle hoe! 1235 01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,480 I'm a number one, but hoe! 1236 01:00:35,170 --> 01:00:36,560 This fun, Bartzanga. 1237 01:00:36,900 --> 01:00:39,400 Right on, we're number one. 1238 01:00:39,580 --> 01:00:45,020 What the... Why those little... Bart! 1239 01:00:45,270 --> 01:00:48,120 Oh, I'm a number one, but... Bartz! 1240 01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:51,480 Oh, but... Oh, I'm sorry. 1241 01:00:53,580 --> 01:00:55,500 Oh, I'm sorry. 1242 01:00:55,501 --> 01:00:55,960 Oh, I'm sorry. 1243 01:00:55,961 --> 01:01:00,260 Oh, I'm sorry. 1244 01:01:00,261 --> 01:01:01,320 Wait, it's Bwana. 1245 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:02,580 We come in peace. 1246 01:01:03,610 --> 01:01:06,160 Bartz, get me down from here. 1247 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,200 But then you'll kill us. 1248 01:01:17,215 --> 01:01:18,320 Hmm... Family therapy. 1249 01:01:18,700 --> 01:01:19,740 What the hell is this? 1250 01:01:19,900 --> 01:01:22,760 You said we were going out for frosty chocolate milkshakes. 1251 01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:24,380 Well, I lied. 1252 01:01:25,220 --> 01:01:26,220 Uh, Simpsons? 1253 01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:28,160 Welcome. 1254 01:01:29,540 --> 01:01:31,320 So what brings you to family therapy? 1255 01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:33,180 Well, dark, it's like this. 1256 01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,240 They're all kind of crazy, I don't know what to do. 1257 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:36,340 No, Marissa wasn't awful. 1258 01:01:36,380 --> 01:01:37,380 Lisa! 1259 01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,040 Oh boy, Mince. 1260 01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:40,940 Go ahead, take one. 1261 01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,100 We never laugh anymore, Doc. 1262 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,420 You can say that again. 1263 01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,040 When Homer's right, he's right. 1264 01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:47,900 For once, the old man's corrected Ronan. 1265 01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:48,540 Get up! 1266 01:01:48,940 --> 01:01:51,600 I'm sensing some deep-seated hostility here. 1267 01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:54,480 Why do we all take a deep cleansing breath? 1268 01:01:59,050 --> 01:02:01,110 Don't you think you had enough of Mince, son? 1269 01:02:01,290 --> 01:02:02,950 I don't even tell that Bo's empty. 1270 01:02:02,970 --> 01:02:04,370 Put those Mince back, boy. 1271 01:02:04,950 --> 01:02:05,950 Mm-gah. 1272 01:02:06,110 --> 01:02:09,010 Lord, you little slob, you ruined the whole boy! 1273 01:02:09,011 --> 01:02:11,930 Don't talk to my brother like that, you big old? 1274 01:02:12,460 --> 01:02:14,850 Oh, are you little borderline psychotic? 1275 01:02:14,910 --> 01:02:16,530 Hot talks to my daughter like that. 1276 01:02:16,650 --> 01:02:17,210 Oh, yeah? 1277 01:02:17,390 --> 01:02:19,326 Now you're going to bully me like you bully your kids? 1278 01:02:19,350 --> 01:02:20,970 We don't like you, sir. 1279 01:02:23,850 --> 01:02:26,350 Hmm... Leave this office, please. 1280 01:02:33,700 --> 01:02:34,700 Hahaha! 1281 01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:47,920 C're you man? 1282 01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:50,880 What do you like, which is a very difficult crisis? 1283 01:02:51,260 --> 01:02:52,480 Not anymore, you are. 1284 01:02:52,540 --> 01:02:53,640 A big tummy son! 1285 01:02:53,980 --> 01:02:55,880 A tummy son? 1286 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,000 Nope! 1287 01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:57,640 I don't hate it. 1288 01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:59,360 What were we supposed to do? 1289 01:02:59,940 --> 01:03:00,860 Why don't you go fly? 1290 01:03:00,861 --> 01:03:01,861 Hey! 1291 01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:03,880 Hey! 1292 01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:10,920 Hey! 1293 01:03:14,380 --> 01:03:15,700 What's up? 1294 01:03:16,300 --> 01:03:17,300 Uh-oh! 1295 01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:19,620 Sorry, Homer. 1296 01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,600 Get in there and tell me what a TV is fixed. 1297 01:03:28,450 --> 01:03:30,290 How is it now? 1298 01:03:30,590 --> 01:03:32,470 Still no picture dad! 1299 01:03:34,170 --> 01:03:35,970 Still future dad! 1300 01:03:35,971 --> 01:03:41,210 Oh, second one! 1301 01:03:42,390 --> 01:03:47,770 Oh, second one! 1302 01:03:48,410 --> 01:03:49,690 Perfecto, Homer! 1303 01:03:49,691 --> 01:03:52,450 Hahahahahahahaha! 1304 01:03:52,550 --> 01:03:53,730 Perfecto!